My fiancé is a pretty neat fella. Here’s one of his thingies on youtube.

My daughter’s first impression of gingers. - Imgur

My daughter’s first impression of gingers. - Imgur

I will neither admit or deny that a******* is me… [ADULT CONTENT]

<coolguyme> would u like to watch me play with my cock?

< a*******> i’ll watch your mom play with her vagoo..

<coolguyme> she s not here though

< a*******> i know

< a*******> that’s because she’s here

<coolguyme> hmm

<coolguyme> would love to see that

< a*******> her and i are pretty private

<coolguyme> hmmm

< a******* > sometimes she says it’s creepy how obvious it is that you want her vagina

<coolguyme> i like voyeurs :)

<coolguyme> i would jump in n host u both on mi dick

< a******* > i host your mom on dicks all the time

< a******* > she said yours is a little small though

< a******* > you never pleased her

<coolguyme> its better than u not havin a hole n looking for others’

< a******* > whattt?

<a******* > i’m pretty sure your mom has three holes that i dont have to look very hard for

< a******* > she’s always shoving them in my face

< a******* > seriously it’s getting a little obnoxious

<coolguyme> for one with none, even the smallest would be highly visible

< a******* > your mom’s is visible fro space

< a******* > from*

<coolguyme> urs wont be visible even with a microscope

< a******* > your mom’s aids is visible without the microscope

<coolguyme> try cutting a hole for urself…need a blade?

< a******* > yeah i lost mine when i was putting random shit in your mom’s

<coolguyme> it was something that u could loose? n u loose it every time u shit?…thats horrible for a bitch

< a******* > i was talking about my blade.. i lost my blade in your mom’s vagina

< a******* > she bled all over my sheets

< a******* > i expect you to pay for that

<coolguyme> so u were trying to cut a hole for u…pathetic

< a******* > i cut one in her stomach so she could fit a fourth cock.. but we all decided that was a little gross and stitched her up

<coolguyme> u have many frnds without a hole?

< a******* > no

< a******* > but seriously

< a******* > take your mom to the doctor when she gets back

< a******* > this thing’s starting to look infected

* a******* wins

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theoutdoorbaby:

Soon you will be bringing home a little bundle of joy. It is likely that you’re worried about money, space, and time and are looking for answers. Look no further! Outdoor Babies for Beginners 2011 has your answers.

As the days get closer and closer it is likely that you have been feeling the need to “nest”. This process can be quite expensive for a silver-spooned  indoor baby, but the outdoor baby has proven time and time again to be much cheaper and far more rewarding to prepare for. To start with you will need to make sure you have a few materials:

  • Yard Space
  • Chicken Wire
  •  Posts
  •  Kiddie Pool
  •    Lumber
  • Water Hose
  •  Blankets
  •  Space Heater
  • Various Vegetable Seeds or Seedlings
  •  Sand
  • Bowls
  • Shovel
  • An Indoor Baby Bed (Just in case there’s a tornado or something.

Learn how to use these items with our next post!

(My new blog. Give it a peek!)

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